Charlotte, NC

 

2015 - Current

​FLUENCY

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• Can understand infant and toddler jibberish when no one else can.

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• Also fluent in body language and can tell when a meltdown is about to occur. 85% success rate of redirection and happiness.

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MULTI-TASKING MASTERY

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• Able to cook dinner while negotiating with feisty three-nager about what is being cooked.

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DIPLOMACY

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• Broker peace agreements between two warring factions. (aka "Brothers.")

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TECHNICAL SKILLS

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• Able to navigate Netflix with ninja-like stealth being careful not to show the three-nager "Transformers". 

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OTHER IMPORTANT SKILLS

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• PhD in Patience​

• Stamina

• Deeply Dependable

• Lovingly Loyal

• Chauffeur, Chef, Maid, Teacher, Doctor, Assistant, Entertainer and Psychologist experience but not certified. ;)